makochantachibanana:

OH DEAR GOD PLEASE HE L P ME 

the-psycho-cutie:

i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon licking a Popsicle in a seductive way, then dropping it on the ground and crying. 

fake-hero:

e-lric:

“what is this.. pain in my chest?”

said the shoujo manga character after knowing someone for 2 days

“what is this.. pain in my butt?”

said the yaoi manga character after two chapters

neongenesist:

Anime was a mistake.

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

(Source: mediaite.com)

"What… happened to you?”

(Source: sexpai)

whisperingotters:

how your mom looks at you during parent teacher conferences 

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haloalkane:

fat pigeons make me so irrationally angry. how do they fly. why are they fat. can they even read

(Source: bosimba)